And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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