Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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