after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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