she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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