I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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