sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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