that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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