we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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