in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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