direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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