Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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