it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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