I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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