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He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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