It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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