I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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