She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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