"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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