shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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