I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Buhtt sex?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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