so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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