I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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