420 ftw
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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