I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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