yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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