That's intense
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I am mentally ready for anal.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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