Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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