All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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