My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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