what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
birth control should be required to get into college
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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