no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
where are my eyebrows?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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