My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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