Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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