Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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