Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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