I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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