I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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