Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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