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• (760): View more from California

  Man, ugly runs in her family

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  yeah, big time

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?

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  4.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.

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