i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just pee around me
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.