I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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