so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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