Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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