her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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