Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I have tasted many bathrooms
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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