i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just found a bag of teeth...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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