Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So many bounce houses so little time
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
