Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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