she woke up with a sticky ear
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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