its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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