Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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