Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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