Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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