Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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